Maria. 16. Come get to know me!
  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
Sep 20th at 9PM / via: youswim / op: greatfatsby / reblog / 108,354 notes

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

(Source: ripelypine)

tastefullyoffensive:

You just gotta take life one step at a time. [x]

blue-eyed-hanji:

markspants:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

This is actually a really probable and possible headcanon, and not just because of the highlighted lines. For those of you who don’t know - during the ever-lovely age of Imperialism, when Western Europe invaded other countries for shits and giggles, and the sun never set on the British Empire, France invaded Northern Africa. 

Nowadays, it’s called the Maghreb, and it is comprised of Algeria, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Tunisia, and declares French to be an official language. It is an area in which Islam is the official, and most popular religion, and an area from which the majority of France’s immigrant population is drawn. 

While it is entirely likely that the countries of the Maghreb have their own schools, the immense, and growing population of French speaking, Muslim immigrants in from the Maghreb to France drastically increases the likelihood that even an upperclass school such as Beauxbatons would include a portion of students from that demographic. And I think that’s just really cool.

HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED

Sep 19th at 11AM / via: sleepingbeautyrests / op: notyourexrotic / reblog / 43,849 notes
poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Sep 19th at 11AM / via: mimimimibird / op: omomnom / reblog / 217,507 notes

"Star Cross'd Jammers" is a lesbian roller derby romantic comedy →

afterellen:

The love story you wanted “Whip It!” to be.

Sep 17th at 9PM / via: ginnymastrani / op: afterellen / tagged: reference. / reblog / 184 notes

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

(Source: peidigrimes)

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

image

(Source: braingremlinmovedblogs)

Sep 17th at 9PM / via: nativebeaute / op: braingremlinmovedblogs / tagged: also MY CHAPSTICK. / reblog / 161,641 notes

taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

Sep 17th at 8PM / via: masturgr8 / op: taggedrne / reblog / 36,165 notes

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

Sep 17th at 7PM / via: fruitlandslide / op: paris666hilton / reblog / 135,103 notes

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

(Source: iloveherthatwomanin12b)

Sep 17th at 7PM / via: fruitlandslide / op: iloveherthatwomanin12b / reblog / 180,065 notes

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com)

wealwaysbreathe:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye