Maria. 16. Come get to know me!

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)

Jul 28th at 1PM / via: guywithtea / op: aryanstark / reblog / 947,567 notes

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)

Jul 28th at 1PM / via: guywithtea / op: aryanstark / reblog / 947,567 notes
breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

  • me: so do u like dogs
  • her: nah they're kinda gross
  • me:
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately
Jul 27th at 11PM / via: fruitlandslide / op: penfucker / reblog / 123,454 notes

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

Jul 27th at 10PM / via: fruitlandslide / op: porpentine / tagged: emmie. / reblog / 31,559 notes

(Source: extrasad)

Jul 27th at 10PM / via: chellychichi6796 / op: extrasad / reblog / 34,266 notes

leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

image

Jul 27th at 6PM / via: guywithtea / op: imagineyouricon / reblog / 54,212 notes
umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

Jul 27th at 6PM / via: guywithtea / op: umbreon-ite / reblog / 94,178 notes

(Source: cosmopolitan.com)

Jul 27th at 5PM / via: sleepingbeautyrests / op: cosmopolitanmagazine / tagged: reference. excercise. / reblog / 209,180 notes